XI.

The car makers wanted cash
To avoid a market crash
But their wasting in game
Was exactly the same
Delaying the inevitable slash.

X.

Obama shut down the Guan'o
Which was a good thing, don't ya know
So we swallowed what came
As Barack played the game
One week down, four years to go.

IX.

Obama benefited from hype
Oh, but really, he wasn't the type! (Right?)
So before he laid a brick
We would suck on his dick
And we'd lick our lips rather than wipe!

Eight Years Closer to the End of the World

like skipping this round rock across a still pond
what'll it do? i dunno
but greased up good and bathed in black
it's better off now, no doubt
it's better off now

we're eight years closer to the end of the world
facing the final and shooting our ways
what mysteries are there to yet be unfurled?
well, hell, it won't matter at the end of our days

like watching a train wreck occur in slo mo
how'll it look? i can't tell
but lathered, rinsed, repeated again
we're better off now, for sure
we're better off now

we're eight years closer to the end of the world
watching it coming it makes its last push
like dumb bombs in terror our futures were hurled
by the almighty hands of George W. Bush

VIII.

There once was a d00d named Obama
He was 2 kewl 4 sk00l and jo mama
He rolled out his plan
To repeat, "YES WE CAN!"
And hang back to complete Bush's 'Nama.

VII.

Harper was trying his luck
Teasing the parties to duck
Because winning elections
Would give them erections
And damned if that ain't worth a fuck.

VI.

There once was a fellow named Jesus
Who fell for the swells that would please us
But we learned not a thing
Heeding doggy bells' ring
To chase after the green snows that tease us.

V.

There once was a woman named Palin
With her hockey mom shtick she was flailin'
Though appealing to plumbers
The rest were all bummers
Political life kept on failin'.

IV.

There once was a man named McCain
Who could not comprehend people's pain
He recruited a chick
Who was good as a brick
Through the hull of his sinking campaign.

III.

Dick was a veep off the slim
His name was an aptonym
Like a gun in the woods
He delivered the goods
When he took on Iraq on a whim.