X.

Obama shut down the Guan'o
Which was a good thing, don't ya know
So we swallowed what came
As Barack played the game
One week down, four years to go.

IX.

Obama benefited from hype
Oh, but really, he wasn't the type! (Right?)
So before he laid a brick
We would suck on his dick
And we'd lick our lips rather than wipe!

Eight Years Closer to the End of the World

like skipping this round rock across a still pond
what'll it do? i dunno
but greased up good and bathed in black
it's better off now, no doubt
it's better off now

we're eight years closer to the end of the world
facing the final and shooting our ways
what mysteries are there to yet be unfurled?
well, hell, it won't matter at the end of our days

like watching a train wreck occur in slo mo
how'll it look? i can't tell
but lathered, rinsed, repeated again
we're better off now, for sure
we're better off now

we're eight years closer to the end of the world
watching it coming it makes its last push
like dumb bombs in terror our futures were hurled
by the almighty hands of George W. Bush