XXI.

There once was a doctor named Tiller
Of fetuses viewed as a killer
He was killed in his church
By a Churchy McChurch
Churchy Church McPro-Life Churchy Church.
(Fuck you, extremists.)

XX.

There once was pandemic real big
'Twas endemic to soul of a pig
So the oinkers made stores
Of drugs just like crackwhores
And just likewise would not give a frig.

XIX.

GM was a maker of cars
That made business decisions in bars
A time machine was needed
To make Beetle threats heeded
Fifty years pissed away gaped at stars.

XVIII.

There once was a land named Vermont
Where a gov'nors reserve couldn't taunt
So in New England's trend
Legislators would bend
To make equal as voters would want.

XVII.

North Korea expanded its docket
To develop a space-scraping rocket
But the U.S. was scared
That another had dared
To have their own hand in the pocket.

XVI.

There once was a place named Iow-a
Where the judges weren't fearful to show-a
So they'd marry their queers
And flip off heartland jeers
Proving at least one folk that will grow-a.

XV.

The twenty best gathered to hug
And Michelle took a piss on the rug
And the one thing I learned
Is that victory is earned
When the world fights in holes Yankees dug.

XIV.

There once was a nut named Jong-il
Whose insanity knew not its fill
So he spent won to poke
None on food to feed folk
And the world's whiny teardrops would spill.

XIII.

A lady named Nadya was once
A single mom, had lots of runts
So the world kissed her zero
For she was such a hero
Exploiting publicity shunts.

XII.

In a land called Arabia Saudi
No American ever got rowdy
'Twas the most ideal place
To hide bin Laden's face
On a camera to shout out, "Hey, howdy!"